This is an exact recording of my inner morning dialogue yesterday. For some weird reason this dialogue actually went on in English. Have no idea why, is it a hint that I should start blogging in English?!
(07:49 Gaining consciousness, but feeling dead tired. Trying to go back into the last dream, but reality hits in)
“Hmmm…waking up before the alarmbell has gone off? That’s unusual…”
(Suspiciosly reaching for the mobile, checking what time it is)
“SHIT!!! Ten to eight, work starts in 15 mins…!
(Jumping up in an instant, but way too stressed to do anything productive)
“Oh, no… There’s absolutely NO way I’ll be able to make it there before the pupils arrive, I will be soo busted! This is the worst case of oversleeping in ages”
(Looking at mobile again)
“The alarm bell wasn’t even set correctly…how come I didn’t check that last night?!! Aaaargh…”
“Ok, ok, think…” (…Trying to act rational after all)
“I will have to call school and tell them what the pupils are going to work on until I get there. So… Which day is it today? Friday? Thursday? Friday? If it’s Friday, then it’s 10th grade. At the moment they are working on… On…?”
(Thinking really hard to recapture what we worked on the last time I taught them. As memory is slowly coming back, another realization occurs)
“No, wait, I’ve already had a Friday this week. Something’s not right here…”
(Using way too long time to reach the obvious conclution)
“AHA…! It’s Saturday today!”
(Immediately falling back into bed. As I’m working on getting the crazily high stresslevel back to zero again, and trying to go back to sleep, I’m smilingly shaking my head. Once again I’m concluding that I’m not exactly the most “normal” person I know of, haha ;-) )